michelas Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 - Chuck Norris na facebook-u ima viÅ¡e prijatelja neg Å¡to facebook ima Älanova! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron man Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 CHak , Brus Li i EKREM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michelas Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 - Chuck Norris je sam sebe držao na krštenju! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michelas Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 - Samo Chuck Norris zna ko to tamo peva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grnca Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Å ta ÄŒak Noris radi na teniskom terenu ??? Dodaje peÅ¡kire i loptice Novaku Äokoviću !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boskogit Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Å ta ÄŒak Noris radi na teniskom terenu ??? Dodaje peÅ¡kire i loptice Novaku Äokoviću !!! TeÅ¡ko će to da bude! ÄŒak Noris igra tenis sam sa sobom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delija Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Chuck Norris je pobedio Djokovica... ... u basketu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr D Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Mala sabotaža nepobedivog ÄŒaka: PlaÄe Federer i žali se ÄŒak Norisu da ga Novak maltretira u poslednje vreme, a ÄŒak će na to: Pa ni ja se viÅ¡e ne igram sa jaÄim od sebe! Hvali se Federer i pokazuje ÄŒak Norisu svoj najnoviji "roleks", ÄŒak mu skine sat i kaže: Mali, ne treba ti to viÅ¡e, sad Novak odreÄ‘uje koliko je sati. Koji je omiljeni film ÄŒaka Norisa? Kad porastem biću Novak. Å ta je bilo sa ÄŒak Norisom kad je upoznao Novaka Äokovića? KonaÄno je shvatio Å¡ta je to strah. Kad ÄŒak Noris krene na spavanje, za svaki sluÄaj proveri u ormaru i ispod kreveta da možda nema Novaka. Å ta radi ÄŒak Noris na Novakovom treningu? Sve Å¡to mu se kaže. Å ta je sebi rekao ÄŒak Noris kada se rodio Novak Äoković? Uh, sad moram da treniram tri dana dnevno. Sva deca nose majice s likom ÄŒaka Norisa, a ÄŒak Noris nosi majicu s likom Novaka Äokovića. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grnca Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Mala sabotaža nepobedivog ÄŒaka: PlaÄe Federer i žali se ÄŒak Norisu da ga Novak maltretira u poslednje vreme, a ÄŒak će na to: Pa ni ja se viÅ¡e ne igram sa jaÄim od sebe! Hvali se Federer i pokazuje ÄŒak Norisu svoj najnoviji "roleks", ÄŒak mu skine sat i kaže: Mali, ne treba ti to viÅ¡e, sad Novak odreÄ‘uje koliko je sati. Koji je omiljeni film ÄŒaka Norisa? Kad porastem biću Novak. Å ta je bilo sa ÄŒak Norisom kad je upoznao Novaka Äokovića? KonaÄno je shvatio Å¡ta je to strah. Kad ÄŒak Noris krene na spavanje, za svaki sluÄaj proveri u ormaru i ispod kreveta da možda nema Novaka. Å ta radi ÄŒak Noris na Novakovom treningu? Sve Å¡to mu se kaže. Å ta je sebi rekao ÄŒak Noris kada se rodio Novak Äoković? Uh, sad moram da treniram tri dana dnevno. Sva deca nose majice s likom ÄŒaka Norisa, a ÄŒak Noris nosi majicu s likom Novaka Äokovića. TUÅ !!!!!! LADAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willi Studer Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 ÄŒak Noris je ubedio svoju babu da nije gladan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bujodrag Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 E, sad, ne treba preterivati.Nije on svemoguć. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grnca Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Čak Noris je ubedio svoju babu da nije gladan. E za ovo ubeđivanje od mene imaš iljadu pluseva, joooooojjjj koja je to muka da babi objasniš da nisi gladan. Pajs sad ovo : Nole je pojeo SVE što mu je baba ponudila, joooohohohoooooooj ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deki VS Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Å to te nema Sveta SmaÄe...? UplaÅ¡ih se tebe Noris ÄŒaÄe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nkrgovic Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Danas procitah... Sta Cak Noris kaze Fredi Krigeru? Nemoj da te sanjam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Chuck Norris moze da se j..e a da mu ne udje Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron man Posted August 8, 2011 Report Share Posted August 8, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nkrgovic Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Cak Noris dijeta: Jede uvek hleb od sutra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nkrgovic Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 ÄŒak noris je okaÄio sliku o zvuÄni zid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pantaNS Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Cak Noris je u republikanskoj temi napisao da su Linn i Naim s r a n j e i niko od republikanaca nije smeo da mu odgovori Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nkrgovic Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Cak Noris je u republikanskoj temi napisao da su Linn i Naim s r a n j e i niko od republikanaca nije smeo da mu odgovori Za otvoreni flame bi Chuck bio banovan. Ne zaboravi, Bata Zivojinovic honorarno radi kao moderator . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bujodrag Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Za otvoreni flame bi Chuck bio banovan. Ne zaboravi, Bata Zivojinovic honorarno radi kao moderator . Ooooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prophet Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 Sretnu se Grobar i ÄŒak Noris i Grobar mu kaže: - Gde si Norise ÄŒaÄe? a ovaj mu odgovara: - tu sam ŠamroÄe GenkÄe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machinori Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 Sreli se Cak Noris, Isus Hrist i Alah na obali jezera. Resili da se malo dokazuju tako sto ce hodati po vodi. Krene Cak i bez muke predje na drugu stranu. Krene Isus i takodje bez problema predje na drugu stranu. Krene Alah i zagazi do clanka, pa do kolena, pa do pojasa. Kad zagazio do guse, pita Isus Caka: "Hocemo da mu kazemo za dasku?" Cak odgovori: " Koju dasku?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pecass Posted September 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 BEN 10 je ÄŒak Norisov nerodjeni sin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron man Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 ÄŒak Noris je pojeo tajnu veÄeru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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