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Iron man Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 TAKAV JE BIO REDOSLED DOGADJAJA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Iron man Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 ÄŒak Noris ima i pesmu. Ja te volim ÄŒaki kad si u Parizu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbranko Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 ZaÅ¡to je u juÄe bilo onakvo nevreme? ÄŒak Noris je tog dana slavio roÄ‘endan pa je duvao svećice http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron man Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Nahebo je ko mu nije Äestitao roÄ‘endan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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grnca Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 danas preuzeto sa sezamovog sajta: Chuck Norris u Srbiji - U "48 sati svadbi" bi se oženio za pet minuta. - Ne bi povredio poslovnik, vec poslanike. - Podigao bi dinar iznad evra. - Pogledom bi ponovo založio peć u Smederevu. - Zalupio bi sluÅ¡alicu Olji Bećković. - Pozajmio bi pare MiÅ¡kovicu. - Isplatio bi rezerviste. - Iskopao bi metro za jedan dan a tokom pauze za ruÄak napravio bi tri mosta. - Kad bi upoznao Batu Živojinovića, konaÄno bi shvatio Å¡ta je to strah. - Smenio bi Mrkonjića pre roka. - Preveo bi reÄcu 'bre' na engleski. - Srebrno jezero bi postalo zlatno. - "Pire za minut" bi skuvao za pola minuta. - Dobio bi osmicu na lotou. - Uspeo bi da poÅ¡alje SMS u novogodiÅ¡njoj noci. - Prodao bi Kinezima neke krpice. - Kad bi se vozio prevozom, vozaÄ i kontrolori bi morali da kupe karte. - Parking servis bi morao da mu opere i natankuje džip. - Ne bi se izuvao u gostima. - Ulogovao bi se na Internet preko "Smederevca". - Vozio bi tramvaj "dvojku" kroz Knez-Mihailovu. - Vozeći "Jugo", pobedio bi u trci Formule 1 - Naterao bi Å¡alterske službenice da se nasmeju. - Smeo bi da se Å¡epuri po Zemunu. - Vozom bi do Bara stigao pre lokomotive. - PronaÅ¡ao bi poÄetak kruga dvojke. - Dobijao bi od lekara plave koverte. - Zaradio bi milijardu na "Milioneru". - Zakinuo bi na meri kasapinu. - NaÅ¡ao bi kuglicu kod Å¡ibicara. - Å vercovao bi se u taksiju. - Na vrbi bi zaista rodilo grožde. - Ispravio bi krivu Drinu. - Naterao bi Holandiju da prebaci HaÅ¡ki tribunal u Srbiju. - Imao bi i jare i pare. - Znao bi pravu cenu Musinog jarca i kajgane Svetog Petra. - Pobedio bi Mladića u žmurkama. - Pre skoka bi rekao hop. - Diplomirao bi u Kragujevcu bez dinara. - DoÅ¡ao bi u Zvezdinom dresu na južnu tribinu. - Uspeo bi da preživi od proseÄne plate. - Znao bi gde je taj kuloar. - Naterao bi Krkobabića da bude ministar omladine i sporta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alister Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jlucic Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Chuck Noris knows Victoria`s secret............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pecass Posted August 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Sta radi Chuck Norris u Zemunu? - Ono sto mu se kaze! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boskogit Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Sta radi Chuck Norris u Zemunu? - Ono sto mu se kaze! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mingus,Mingus Posted August 21, 2010 Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 DjeÄak sjedi na trotoaru i plaÄe. Dolazi Superman i pita ga-"Ko te dirao deÄko?" DjeÄak kroz suze odgovara-"Chuck Norris" Superman -"E jebi ga ,Å¡to si ga zajebavao...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beast Posted August 21, 2010 Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 Čak Noris je jednom došao dvaput. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bujodrag Posted August 21, 2010 Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 Čak Noris je jednom došao dvaput. Bravo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michelas Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Za Chucka Norrisa je zdravstveno i životno osiguranje besplatno! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade Runner Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Chuck Noris je lepsi od Borisa Tadica. I bolje mu stoji majica siledzijka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michelas Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Chuck Noris je lepsi od Borisa Tadica. I bolje mu stoji majica siledzijka. ..mislis "gilipterka"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade Runner Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Whatever. Vazno je da dobro stoji. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grnca Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Whatever. Vazno je da dobro stoji. Nisam u toku, koja je to majica? Ona sa rupicama pa uz telo , takozvana "ped...Å¡a"???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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