michelas Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 ..al' ti smrdi u sobi, k'o u tržnici! Nemo' te posadim ko zumbul.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boskogit Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Izede ga ko siroma napolitanku! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikaro Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 *Radoznao k'o rendgen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron man Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 IskrÅ¡i ga ki maÄe muÅ¡katlu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boskogit Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Zanosi se ko m*d* u kosidbu!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron man Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Natega gu ki ćurÄija Å¡ubaru PS da li neko van srpskog trougla razume ovo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michelas Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 O'ladi ga ko seljak ladno pivo ispred zadruge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michelas Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 - Koja je e-mail adresa mađarske sove? - [email protected] Sede Šaban Šaulić i Šaban Bajramović u kafani. Ulazi Keba i kaže: - "Gde ste šabani!?" Ulazi Zemunac u crkvu i pop mu kaze: - "Hristos Voskrese!", a Zemunac njemu: - "Cuo sam brate, strašno!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boskogit Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 PS da li neko van srpskog trougla razume ovo? :grin: Što, pa njima baš interesantno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bujodrag Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Isprobava k'o audiofil kablove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omega Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 @omega Odlicni! :lol: Imam jos dva prigodna ali su prilicno degutantni. Oces na PP? Hocu naravno pustaj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Tolerantan k`o Paja(moderator) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boskogit Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Hocu naravno pustaj I meni i meni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotam Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 VuÄedu se k'o CrepajaÄki rezanci. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 VuÄedu se k'o CrepajaÄki rezanci. Oi! Nije "vuÄedu" nego "teglidu"! Pitaj starosedeoca... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prophet Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Propao ko mooda kroz šuplje gaće. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotam Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Oi! Nije "vuÄedu" nego "teglidu"! Pitaj starosedeoca... Sory, od "vancrepajaca" sam Äuo verziju sa vuÄedu se. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotam Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Smeje se kao anlaser od tristaća. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omega Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Smorio sam se k'o Džej na basketu Presek'o ga k'o biciklo gov.. Nema te k'o ÄeÄenskog rock and roll-a Razbiću te ko vampir prozor Pocepaću te ko peder Playboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotam Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Recnik pojmova: YUGO - Prestižan automobil (svi te prestižu) SELJEBRITI - javne liÄnosti na farmi POPUÅ AJ - neuspeli pokuÅ¡aj LASTA - vesnik jeseni za studente i srednjoÅ¡kolce iz prigradskih naselja KOLATERALNA PAÅ TETA - kad radnicima u mesnoj industriji greÅ¡kom upadne pravi komad mesa u kazan sa paÅ¡tetom LIDIJA VUKIÄŒEVIĆ - u emisiji "Dvougao" bila je TUP ugao "STUDENT" - prihvatljiv izgovor za kloÅ¡ara kad nemaÅ¡ da mu tutneÅ¡ koji dinar MARKO PANTELIĆ - fudbaler koji se prekrsti pre svakog ulaska na teren i pri svakom izlasku sa istog. U meÄ‘uvremenu se krsti publika. USAMLJENOST - kad ti jaja na oko upute jedini topli pogled u toku dana PROGRAMER - svojevrstan poligota. Ali, Å¡to viÅ¡e jezika zna, to se teže sporazumeti sa njim. MENSTRUACIJA - neÅ¡to kao plata. Ako ti kasni, obrati se onom od koga primaÅ¡. NESPORAZUM - kada pozoveÅ¡ komÅ¡inicu na kafu, a ona samo popije kafu i ode ANTISEMITIZAM - jedan od mnogobrojnih pravaca srpskog narodnog psovalaÅ¡tva. "je*em ti seme da ti jebem!" BACITI PORTORIKANCA - zaplaknuti se ispod miÅ¡ke. "Ufunjo sam se ko kobila... Idem da bacim portorikanca!" STAJANJE NA VRATIMA - vremenski neograniÄena igra memorije u kojoj se gosti koji odlaze prisećaju svega Å¡to vam nisu rekli dok su sedeli "HVATANJE MLADIĆA JE PITANJE VREMENA" - suptilan naÄin da se kaže da je policija prepustila svoje poslove meteoroloÅ¡kom zavodu GOSPODAR PRÅ LJENOVA - naziv za lokalnog kiropraktiÄara PLJUGA - vremenska jedinica. "PopuÅ¡im pljugu i krećemo!" SLUÅ ALICE SA MIKROFONOM - moderna oprema fudbalskih sudija, služe da arbitri u svakom trenutku znaju ko koliko nudi CIGANSKA TORBA - prostor koji ne možeÅ¡ popuniti. Rupa bez dna. Nikad dosta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uzvarb Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Stoji ti ko bojleru radilica. Sta se primas k'o saucesce. Sta si navalio k'o mutav na telefon. Poderacu te k'o svinja masnu krpu. Zeljan sam te k'o dupe ljute paprike. Sretan sam k'o da sam se usr'o. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omega Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 KRAJ INTERNETA ... Moj link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omega Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Vase ime na stranim jezicima... Moj link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michelas Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 - Sto rade huligani iz gimnazije? - Ne skrate razlomak do kraja. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron man Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Izgubljen crni krvolocni doberman. Ako ga ko vidi neka bezi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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