Mingus,Mingus Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Vic je dosta bajat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michelas Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Vic je dosta bajat. ...neverujem da je bajatiji od tebe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boskogit Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Podseti me Mishelas svojim postom o degmatizaciji glave na jedan bajati deÄji vic: Kako ćeÅ¡ slona staviti u frižider? OtvoriÅ¡ frižider, staviÅ¡ slona, zatvoriÅ¡ frižider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ljuba Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Na Gazeli gužva. Svi automobili stoje. Jedan vozaÄ otvara prozor i pita prolaznika - Å ta je ovo bilo? - Ma, teroristi oteli [edit admin: nase politicare] i traže 10 miliona evra, ili će da ih poliju benzinom i zapale, pa skupljamo dobrovoljni prilog. - A koliko ljudi daju? - Pa, koliko ko može. Tako, litar, dva... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 [edit admin: nase politicare] Sad sam sebe lepo banuj 7 dana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michelas Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Podseti me Mishelas svojim postom o degmatizaciji glave na jedan bajati deÄji vic: Kako ćeÅ¡ slona staviti u frižider? OtvoriÅ¡ frižider, staviÅ¡ slona, zatvoriÅ¡ frižider. Udjes/Izadjes..i gotovo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade Runner Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Sad sam sebe lepo banuj 7 dana Pa to bi bilo posteno a i zabavno, da se 7 dana raspistoljimo. Ne bi bilo lose da povede i Paju moderatora sa sobom na odmor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Pa to bi bilo posteno a i zabavno, da se 7 dana raspistoljimo. Ne bi bilo lose da povede i Paju moderatora sa sobom na odmor. Ko je ZA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ljuba Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Paja ne uzima godisnji. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michelas Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Kako u Bosni zovu Alisu u zemlji cuda? Fata u Metrou... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michelas Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 - Šta je to Supermen poza? - Kad u javnom WC-u kehnjas i držiš ruku na kvaki od vrata da neko ne uđe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alenvprekršku Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gox co. Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Urnebesan!!! Ciganka plaÄe i u oÄajanju pita muža: • Å ta sad da radim kad imam rak na mozak? • Nem' da brineÅ¡, vodim ja tebe u banju na kupku od blata. • Je l' će to da mi pomogne? • Jok, nego će se navikneÅ¡ na zemlju! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willi Studer Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Mujo se vraća kući sav krvav, bez jednog oka, i nosi u ruci otkinutu drugu ruku. Fata padne u fras: - Mujo, Å¡to se zbilo?! Mujo odgovara: - Ma pusti, kladio se s Hasom u oko da mi ne može iÅ¡Äupat ruku! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michelas Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Genetski inženjering: - Prodajem ovce sa staklenom vunom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grnca Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Ajmo dva brezobrazna. Copy-paste Пита Мујо Фату: - Кажи ба, колко и је било пре мене? Ћути Фата а Мујо поÑле пола Ñата Ñкупи храброÑти: - Ðјде ба Фато,извини, јеÑам и ја неки шупак нашо шта да те питам. - Ћут ба, забројаћу Ñе! Otisao Mujo u rat, i ostavio Fatu da se snalazi. Izadje ona tako na stajgu, i posto ne zna kolko da naplati, trazi od prvog 15 dinara. On da i obavi radnju. Od drugog trazi 150 dinara, da i on. Vidi ona to dobro ide, pa trecem naplati 1500 din...ara, a kad je i to proÅ¡lo, Äetvrtom uzme 15000. Dodje ona kuci da vidi kolko je zaradila: 15 150 1500 + 15000 -------- 16665 Super, 16000 ostavi da da Muji, 665 zadrzi kao dzeparac. Vrati se Mujo iz rata, pita Fatu kolko je musterija imala i koliko je zaradila. Kaže ona Äetiri musterije, evo 16000 dinara. Kaže Mujo, tu neÅ¡to nije u redu i krene da racuna: ÄŒetiri musterije, svaki ima po dva jaja: o o o o o o o o Svakom od njih treba da se digne: 6 6 6 6 o o o o I svakom posle treba da padne: 6 6 6 6 9 9 9 9 Svega: 6666 + 9999 -------- 16665 - „K..VO, GDE JE 665 DINARA??†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michelas Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Kaze baba dedi posle sexa: Baba:"Ti si poput mobilnog telefona!" Deda: "Sto? Vibriram previÅ¡e?" Baba:"Ma neeeee! Nego..gubiÅ¡ signal Äim uÄ‘eÅ¡ u tunel....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grnca Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Presavio direktor sekretaricu preko stola pa se muÄi debeljko. Gura, cima, upinje ali niÅ¡ta. Dojadi sekretarici pa upita diÅ¡u: jel uÅ¡ao ? DiÅ¡a odgovara: jeste !!!!! Sekretarica: onda JOOOJ !!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pera451 Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 ... odnosno varijacija na temu prethodnog. S: "Je li usao?" D: "Jeste." S: "Jao, koliki je..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grnca Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Vode ljubav slonica i komarac, i slonici padne kokosov orah na glavu. Slonica kaže: Uhh ! Komarac: PATIŠBABY ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michelas Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Zauzeli teroristi avion pun žena za 8.mart. Kaže glavni: - Sada predajte sav nakit što imate. Jedna baba će: -zar i ja? - Ne seri baba, rekao sam - sve! Glavni: - sada sve skinite gaćice. Baba će: - zar i ja? - Ne seri baba, rekao sam sve! - A sad' ćemo vas sve poj***ti. Jedna žena kaže: -Zar i babu? A baba: - Ne seri mala, rekao je sve! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milan019 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Red Bull-daje ti krila Domaća rakija-pogon na sva Äetri toÄka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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michelas Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 DoÅ¡ao Mujo u Amsterdam i vidi prostitutku u izlogu sedi, pa priÅ¡ao, pokucao na staklo i pita: - Kol'ko koÅ¡ta? - 50 evra - odgovara prostitutka. - Pa nije mnogo, je l' to duplo staklo? Pitaju Cigu: - Od Äega najviÅ¡e voliÅ¡ sok? - Od DVA litra. UÄiteljica upozorava uÄenike da će sutra biti ispit iz matematike i da niko ne sme izostati, te da nikakve leÄniÄke i druge izgovore neće tolerisati. Perica pažljivo sasluÅ¡a i pita: – A Å¡to ako budem iscrpljen od seksa? – NiÅ¡ta, Perice, pisaćeÅ¡ drugom rukom, odgovori uÄiteljica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michelas Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 @siroma: ...jaooooo' siroma zlotvore jedan, dao si mi minus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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