alenvprekršku Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 Došao Tarzan na Moravu u Čačak i sprema se da skoči. Kaže mu Čačanin: Nemoj, Tarzane, ima školjki. Kaže Tarzan: Nema veze, u džungli ima mnogo opasnijih stvari. Uskoči Tarzan, izlazi sav krvav i pita: Kakve su vam ovo školjke? Od fiće, audija... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pufta Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 Predlog za nedeljni rucak... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vlajo Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 https://streamable.com/vic Jedan vic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompi Posted December 2, 2018 Report Share Posted December 2, 2018 13 sati ranije, Vlajo said: https://streamable.com/vic Jedan vic Dobar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlajo Posted December 2, 2018 Report Share Posted December 2, 2018 Bilo je pre toga nešto, pa su izbrisali (politika), ovako je izgubilo smisao - ko je pročitao, valjda je i shvatio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompi Posted December 2, 2018 Report Share Posted December 2, 2018 - Sinko, kude nam je snajka? - Ene gu majke, topi mast. - Toj li svinju zaklaste? - Ma jok, sunca se. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompi Posted December 2, 2018 Report Share Posted December 2, 2018 3 minuta ranije, Vlajo said: Bilo je pre toga nešto, pa su izbrisali (politika), ovako je izgubilo smisao - ko je pročitao, valjda je i shvatio Ma, ja mislim da je vic kompletan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlajo Posted December 2, 2018 Report Share Posted December 2, 2018 Daleko vidiš, dobro misliš Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron man Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 Konacno https://www.njuz.net/otkriven-identitet-...-u-srbiji/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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agronk Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 On 22.12.2018. at 15:19, siroma said: Zasto je Leskovcane strah od Amora? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
den!s Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 Verovatno bi i tebe bilo strah da si na pustom ostrvu sa Leskovcaninom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dacho Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Tip prvi put u nudističkoj koloniji. Šeće po kampu, malo razgledava i odjednom vidi predivnu sisatu plavušu. Ne naviknutom na golotinju takve kvalitete digne mu se u sekundi. Plavuša priđe i pita - Zvao si me? Njemu je neugodno i odgovara da nije. Ona nastavlja: kad se nekome digne to znači da me zvao; zatim ga odvede do ležaljki, divlje ga poševi i ode. Sretan, on nastavi sa svojim razgledavanjem, vidi saunu i uđe. Uživa, ali se previše opušta i sočno prdne. Čuvši to obrati mu se ogromni dlakavi lik: Zvao si me? Zbunjeno mu odgovara da ga nije zvao, ali gorila nastavlja: Ovdje imamo pravilo da kad netko prdne to znači da me zvao. Zgrabi zbunjenog tipa, okrene ga i pošteno naguzi. Ovaj zaključi da mu je bilo dosta, ode na recepciju i kaže da otkazuje odmor te da odmah želi svoje novce natrag. Začuđena recepcionarka ga upita: ovdje ste samo jedan dan, zar vam se naš kamp toliko ne sviđa? On odgovara: Gospođice, ja imam 58 godina. Digne mi se dvaput mjesečno, ali zato prdnem barem petnaest puta dnevno. Ovo mjesto nije za mene! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bujodrag Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 sede dve sove na drvetu i prolazi treca. kaze prva - s ovom sam bio. s ovom? sovom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No1Livz4Ever Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Lete avionom 2 geja i sede jedan kraj drugog...kaže jedan...- Ajmo se kresnuti...- Pa jesi li ti normalan, avion je pun ljudi...- Pa jel ne vidiš da svi spavaju?- Daj ti proveri da li oni spavaju...Ovaj ustade i vikne na sav glasVOOODEEEE... Niko ništa...A on opet: VOOODEEEE...okrene se ovom i kaže:- Jesam ti rekao da spavaju... i tako oni obave posao pet-šest puta.Svanulo jutro i avion sletio na aerodrom... Na izlazu stoji stjuardesa i pozdravlja putnike...Naišao jedan deda i sav se jadan trese... Stjuardesa upita dedu:- Gospodine pa šta vam je?!- Smrznuo sam se skroz noćas !- Pa, zašto niste tražili deku da se pokrijete? Pa, jedan je tražio vode, pa su ga jebali cijelu noć ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron man Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 Gledam neke security rasprave na netu in naidjoh na interesantan način napada na kompjuter. Čovek napravio usb kabl sa wifi integrisanim i skrivenim. Ako koristite takav kabl izloženi ste napadima na kompjuter kroz EXPLOITV4 Port. Uglavnom čova utrošio 300 radnih sati i 4000$ da napravi gedžet koji je potpuno identičan usb kablu po spoljnom izgledu. U raspravi o tom kablu se postavilo i pitane cene ( kako to može da košta 4 soma zelena?) Jedan od odgovora je bio i "možda je audiofil" Otplakah. Čak je skovan i nov izraz WHiFi. https://hackaday.com/2019/02/18/wifi-hides-inside-a-usb-cable/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron man Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 Zelo interesantna diskusija Da li Energizer baterije doprinose kvalitetu zvuka? Biser: Not just soundstage, it turns this mono bt speaker into a stereo system with left, right, center, and rear channels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goran_p Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron man Posted April 1, 2019 Report Share Posted April 1, 2019 Ukidaju letnje vreme. Ne mogu sad više da se hvalim da "mi sex trajao od 2:00 do 3:02" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black coffe Posted April 1, 2019 Report Share Posted April 1, 2019 5 minuta ranije, siroma said: Ukidaju letnje vreme. Ne mogu sad više da se hvalim da "mi sex trajao od 2:00 do 3:02" Uvod , razrada i zaključak ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron man Posted April 1, 2019 Report Share Posted April 1, 2019 Ma 5 " sa sve tuširanje. I izvinjavanje. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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