jager Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 Uđem ti ja jutros u lift kad tamo prelijepa djevojka i pita me: - Hoćeš li gore ili dole? Ja joj mrtav 'ladan odgovorim: - Polako mala, pa tek smo se sreli... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mingus,Mingus Posted August 31, 2016 Report Share Posted August 31, 2016 Šeta cura pored kafića, kad viknu Crnogorac:– E, mala, baš si zgodna!– Hvala, to je od plivanja.– A što, jadna, glavu nisi smočila malo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mingus,Mingus Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 - Kaže Haso Muji:- Čestitam na rođenju sina jarane! Kako će se mali zvati?- Izdislav.- Pa po kome je bolan dobio ime?- Pa po onoj pjesmi.- Po kojoj to pjesmi?- Pa onoj - "Is This Love"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mingus,Mingus Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Q: Zašto ciga ne šalje ženu na Kubu na odmor?A: Če ge vara brate, če ge vara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sondek Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Uđu dva cigana u Jazz klub na piće... - Al' ovi grešu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mingus,Mingus Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 Posle dobrog seksa, volim da zapalim cigaru.Sutra pet godina od kako ne pusim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUROKVL Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Našli se Mujo i Fata na kavi, pa se Fata odmah pohvali:- Bolan Mujo, ja sinoć izašla s intelektualcem!Mujo se zainteresira pa nastavi pitati:- Pa kako je bilo?Fata započne priču ...- Pa prvo me vodio na večeru, pa u kino, pa onda u šetnju, pa onda kući kod njega, pa onda intelektualni razgovor, pa je onda izvadio svoj penis...Mujo potpuno zbunjen upita:- Što ti je to "penis"?Fata slegne ramenima:- Ma to imaju ti intelektualci, liči na k...c, al' malecko! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do-re-mi Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 Pitali anketari Muju - Sta mislite. hoce li ispasti mesto od ove nase Bosne, Kaze Mujo - Hoce, ispasce sigurno. A kako znate? Mujo će - sve je j***, nesto mora ispasti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nesone Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Sta je sreca u nesreci? Kad Muju udari struja, a jeftina tarifa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mingus,Mingus Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Dolazi tip u kafanu i naručuje 3 rakije....i tako danima...pita ga konobar,izvini a zašto stalno 3 radze...Imam brata jednog u Australijii, drugog u Americii dogovorili smo se kad pijemo da pijemo svako za svakog.....Posle mesec dana dolazi i taman da konobar sipa 3,a on traži 2....pita konobar,izvinite da nije neki problem sa braćom kad naručujete samo dve? ...ma jok...sve je ok nego sam ja prestao da pijem! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilyhammer Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 On 8/31/2016 at 21:20, D Agostino said: Šeta cura pored kafića, kad viknu Crnogorac:– E, mala, baš si zgodna!– Hvala, to je od plivanja.– A što, jadna, glavu nisi smočila malo? Mozda ja palim malo na guranje al' ja iskreno ovaj "vic" nisam skontao? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexx Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 2 sati ranije, Lilyhammer said: Mozda ja palim malo na guranje al' ja iskreno ovaj "vic" nisam skontao? Samo whey, bajo moj... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilyhammer Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 100% whey protein bajo moj... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delija Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 Kanda ti ni to guranje bas ne ide od ruke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perodeformero Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 Crnogorac je samo hteo da sazna đe se dotična kupa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatgoeson Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 4 sati ranije, Lilyhammer said: Mozda ja palim malo na guranje al' ja iskreno ovaj "vic" nisam skontao? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron man Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 -Mika ima tolko ružnu ribu da mora da kupi papirnu kesu kad hoće da je sexa da joj stavi na glavu. -Nije to ništa. Pera ima tako ružnu ribu da kupuje dve kese. Jednu stavi njoj a jednu sebi da se ne izbezumi ako njoj spadne kesa u žaru sexa. -Ne znaš kakvu Laza ima. Tri kese kupuje. Treću stavi psu na glavu da ne vidi šta je priveo,da bar malo autoriteta sačuva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilyhammer Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 Jel' hoće neko da čuje najzad jedan baš-baš dobar vic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboMaximus Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 Leže baba i deda u krevetu i baba će: - Vidi, ja još uvek mogu da dignem noge. Deda: - Mogu i ja, samo još da nađemo ko će da nas yebe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaa zmaju! Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 Ha, seti me na ``Oblak u bermudama`` sa 202-ke: Krenula baba posle kise u setnju, pa pita dedu: ``Da obucem brushalter?`` A deda ce: ``Obuci, blato je!`` Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mingus,Mingus Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Dodje perica kuci i kaze :– mama svi me u skoli zezaju da imam veliku glavu!– nemas sine, nemasulazi tata i kaže:– čiji je ovo bicikl u hodniku?mama:-nije to bicikl to su pericine naocare Mali Mujica se probudi usred noći nakon lošeg sna i uplašeno se uvuče Fati u krevet, pa je sav prestrašen zamoli:– Mama, mama, de’ m’ ispričaj neku bajku, molim te …Fata protrlja oči, pogleda na sat i ispali:– Ne brin’ ti, Muj’ce, sa’će babo doć’ kuć’ pa će nam oboma ispričat’ neku bajku! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patason Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Kupila baba bikini i sutradan dosla u radnju da vrati samo gornji deo. Pita prodavacica :"zasto vracate samo gornji deo?" Kaze baba:"Pa staje mi sve u donji!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilyhammer Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Pita ***** jabuku: - Hoćeš da se udaš za mene? A jabuka će na to: - Fuj! Bljak! Neću, ti smrdiš! I dođe čovek i pojede jabuku, a ***** će: - Čekaću te mala na dnu kanala! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sondek Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Pita unuk babu -Bako jel mogu da se igram sa sisama? -Može dušo,samo nemoj daleko Pita baba limanka klince na klupi ispred ulaza (betonskoj,ko ne zna): -Sta radite deco? -Eto drogiramo se malo baba. -Joj cuvajte se deco da se ne prehladite na tom betonu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Svi kažemo da smo čuli, a niko da se seti kako ide vic o "3 debela nemca" ...? Barem svi koje sam ja pitao. Čuva li neko sećanje na ovaj vic i možda da ga podeli? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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