Iron man Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 ПоÑлала ме жена у апотеку да узмем пар „оних“ таблета што помажу ерекцију... Требало је видети њен израз лица када Ñам Ñе вратио и донео јој таблете за мршављење! Иначе, чим изађем Ñа ортопедије, тражим Ñтан... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron man Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Kara Lala Sosu i u sred akcije ga izda tuki. S: -Što si stao, opet ti pao? L: -Nije dušo pao, istopio se od miline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron man Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Šta kaže bosanac kad završi privatni fakultet u Travniku?- Da sam znao da je ovako lako, završio bih i srednju.Moze i ovde da se primeni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron man Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Dal je istina?http://www.b92.net/zivot/vesti.php?yyyy=2014&mm=09&dd=28&nav_id=905165 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Magician Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Dovoljno je neverovatno da bude taÄno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwweljko Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Kakav car . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D i g i t a L Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Shalje Mujo Fati poruku na smartifon:"Dolazim za 20 minuta". Zatim i drugu:"Ako me ne bude bilo za 20 minuta procitaj ponovo prvu poruku". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sladjan marinkovic Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 sta je redje od sijamskih blizanaca? ciganin jedinac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D i g i t a L Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Jes malo "bajat" ali.... Sta kaze godzila kad izroni iz Juznu Moravu: "Aaaaaarrrrrgggggggghhhhhh,sve ce vas izedem." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black coffe Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Onaj koji se sjeće 7desetih taj nije bio tamo ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mingus,Mingus Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Sedi Mujo u kafani, lagano pijucka rakijicu i lista novine, kad do njega sedne Haso, sav depresivan. Mujo ga pogleda preko novina i upita: - Å ta je, bolan, Å¡ta's pokis'o? Haso slegne ramenima: - A jeb'ga Mujo, ubiÅ¡e me ovi krediti, svima sam dužan ... Mujo slegne ramenima: - NiÅ¡ta se ti ne sekiraj, najbolje ti je biti dužan ... Haso ga zbunjeno pogleda: - Å ta priÄaÅ¡ to, ne budali, bolan, zaÅ¡to je najbolje biti dužan? Mujo lakonski slegne ramenima: - Jerbo, Haso moj, nedužni uvijek stradaju! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black coffe Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Neki na ženi vole krzno neki ljepu odjeću neki nakit Ja najviše sebe ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sondek Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 Dosao Harry Potter u Bosnu,odrzao jedan kurs madjionicarstva,pa upita: -Moze li neko da mi kaze kako da kokosku pretvoriš u zmiju?Ajde,ti Mujo na primer -To je bar lako.Ozeniš je. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zbrujic Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 Negde na Balkanu: - "What's you father's name?" - "Hidajet." - "Ooo, I'm so sorry." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlajo Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 Jbg. prevedi ovima Å¡to slabije znaju ingliÅ¡ki (Hidajet = Hi died = Umreo) ps. Izvini ako zvuÄi filozofski (kao pres.e.ravanje), dobar je vic pa da ne prodje nezapaženo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUROKVL Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 To me potseti na onaj stari dobri vic; ZaÅ¡to je Mujo dobio batine u restoranu u Engleskoj ? Rekao kelneru kada je naruÄivao dezert: I vant tufahiju after lunch ! Vlajo, pojasni! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safet Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 Äeka vlajo prevod na google translatoru he he Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sondek Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 ÄŒitam ovo pa mi dodje da na Yt pustim hit "Lav iz Indije" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwweljko Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 Crnogorac u avionu . Zove stjuardesu : " konobarice oli donet jednu kafu " Stuardesa njemu : " Nisam je konobarica " A crnogorac ce ; " Da nijesi pilot". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlajo Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 Äeka vlajo prevod na google translatoru he he Ne Äeka nego morao da radi, a prevod se zna - stari lisci mene naÅ¡li ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotam Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Kupio Mujo ajfon, stavio ga u džep i otiÅ¡ao u kafić. Seo, Äuje se: Krrrrc! Mujo: Nadam se da je kiÄma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron man Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Kupio Mujo ajfon, stavio ga u džep i otiÅ¡ao u kafić. Seo, Äuje se: Krrrrc! Mujo: Nadam se da je kiÄma. Piroćanac. Leleeee. Daj boÅ¡ke da je kiÄma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokijana Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 "Proveo" ciga noc noc sa svojom sestrom, ujutro ustao, krenuo u kupatilo da se umije,pogleda se u ogledalo............... ......Gde si zete! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generalna_skupstina Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Uuuu, dooobar crnjak! Ima i onaj kad se ciga od 12 godina zeni... Otac: sine, razume se, neces bas sve da znas u seksu, prva bracna noc moze da ti bude traumaticna... ali se ne sekiraj, obecavam, tata ce da ti pomogne ako gde zaskripi...! Sin: hvala tato, 'ce te zovem ako zatreba. Prva bracna noc, ode mali za zenom u sobu, a cale brzo da se plakne te namirise, namesti kosu i skrati brkove... Sin: Tatooo, tatooo, pomagaaaj.. Otac brze bolje poleti u sobu sa osmehom na licu... pa kaze: ,,sta je, sine, gde je zapelo, tato ce da pomogne''? Sin: Pa rekao si da ces da mi pomognes oko svega u seksu, obecao si, zar ne? Otac: Ama jesam, govori gde je problem (a u medjuvremenu polako skida pantalone...) Sin: Daj tato, majke ti, nauci je kako se p.si qr.c!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perodeformero Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Mislim da znam ko će se prvi javiti da iznese politiÄku korektnost koja nije poÅ¡tovana u prethodna dva vica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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